February 2012
248 posts
saddeer:
4794:
when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound?
yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance
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[TWITTER] Mir's Twitter Update
blaqfaith:
22nd Feb 2012, 21:58 KST 근심과걱정모두떨쳐버려욕심버리면즐거워요하쿠나마타타~♪ [Trans] You’ll be very happy if you throw away all concerns and worries, and even throw away your greed. Hakunamatata~♪
Source: Mir’s twitter Chinese translation by MBLAQbaidu
MC: So... the father who lives the farthest is..?
Doojoon: My father. From Ilsan.
Dongwoon's father: Actually we're from further.
MC: Oh, where did you come from?
Dongwoon's father: We're from the Middle East.
lightlee:
JYP ft Jason Derulo
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, outruns usain bolt, climbs mount everest
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
Nicki Minaj style rap #1
YOU A LITTLE STUPID BITCH. FRONT LAWN. GNOME.
GIMME SOME MOTHA FUCKIN HEAD. DOME.
THIS SHIT WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY. ROME.
I’M REAL ASS SHIT AND YOU STYRA. FOAM.
YOUR INTERNET EXPLORER AND I’M GOOGLE. CHROME.
DAMN, I’M IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOUSE. HOME.
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